Your small penis is completely useless to me SPH

That's it.

I thought we were going to have a three song.

But you got like a cock that fucking big?

I was going to buy a pack of toothpicks.

Because I knew that.

I'm going to go get a new pair of toothpicks.

Look at that. I can't even see it. Does anybody have a magnifying glass?

What is that? Is that a man or a woman?

Oh my god, I think that's a man.

Oh my god, he looks so funny though.

Look at that fucking dick of yours. It's so fucking tiny and pathetic.

It's like... no girl wants to fuck that either.

Oh, look at you! ***********!

You have a tiny baby penis, huh? Little tiny cock!

Oh my lord, is that supposed to be a cock?

That is... that is... oh my... oh my gosh, that is like this big.

Even... I can't bloody even see it. Oh my gosh, just get that little tiny weenie thing out of my face.

I can't see it. It's so little, it's like...

I don't even know if you'd be a candidate for like reconstructive like penal enlargements

because that thing is the smallest thing I've ever seen in my fucking life.

Oh my god. You have the most tiniest penis I've ever seen and it's kind of like really freaking me out.