You have the smallest dick I have ever seen
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Look at how pathetic you are! Haha oh my god your dick is so small and so useless I can't even believe it. What do you do with such a small dick?
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You're a normal sized human being, right?
Like, that's legit. Like, that's just a really big clit, I think.
Is that even a penis? Does that, like, qualify?
Doctors should have made you a chick, really.
Like, when you were born, they were probably just like, "Wow.
We're just gonna be really mean and just fuck this guy's life up and call him a guy because his dick is this fucking big."
Well, I've got you here butt naked, and I see that you don't have much to see at all.
Definitely not enough to fuck me with.
What is that little thing you've been carrying around?
It's so small. I mean, didn't you know that I was gonna sit here?
It would be really embarrassing.
Do you want to give them a warning before you take your pants off?
That they're going to find this really tight in your pants.
You do realize you're going to be a virgin the rest of your fucking life.
You're just an itty bitty, peeny...
and that's good for nothing.
The only thing you may ever be good for is as a locking wallet.
Otherwise, no girl is ever going to waste her time on you
because you quite simply can't please her.
Can I even give you a blowjob?
I mean, I guess I would have to like lick it?
Like, how does that work?
Have you ever gotten a blowjob?
Okay, well, I mean, like, did it go well?
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