You are the tiny dicked loser I have been looking for
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I mean, really! Your dick is a JOKE. It is so small and tiny that I can't even really call it a penis. Why are you so pathetic and small? And do you really think you have any chance of getting wit
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Hi there, you little dick motherfucker. You must be the pathetic son of a bitch
that I've been looking for because you're definitely the one with the
smallest cock I have ever seen in my life. Yeah, that's right, the smallest. Like
that thing is so fucking tiny that I can barely see it. You're lucky I'm even
taking the time to do this right now because usually I don't fuck with guys
that have a tiny dick like you do. In fact, I usually don't give the time of
day to anyone with less than a perfect cock so you should be lucky that I'm
even gracing you with my presence right now. Your dick is so fucking small it
looks like an outie belly button. I mean let's be serious here, I can barely see
it. We're around all the fucking hair and fat rolls and fucking whatever the fuck
you got going on.
Yeah, well I wear all black for a fucking reason. That's because little tiny cock
doesn't please me. Oh my gosh, is that like a mini little micro dick? Oh my god, that is. I don't even know how you expect a
fucking pro like me. I have a pretty tight pussy but your dick is so small I
can't even feel your own dick. Look at that tiny little wee wee. It's not even a penis. I'm gonna call it a wee wee.
Oh my gosh, I love little wee wees because I like to make fun of them.
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