You and your tiny little penis are so pathetic SPH
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I mean, really! Your dick is a JOKE. It is so small and tiny that I can't even really call it a penis. Why are you so pathetic and small?
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Hi there, you little dick motherfucker. You must be the pathetic son of a bitch that I've
been looking for because you're definitely the one with the smallest cock I have ever
seen in my life. Yeah, that's right, the smallest. Like that thing is so fucking tiny that I
can barely see it. You're lucky I'm even taking the time to do this right now because usually
I don't fuck with guys that have a tiny dick like you do. In fact, I usually don't give
the time of day to anyone with less than a perfect cock, so you should be lucky that
I'm even gracing you with my presence right now. Your dick is so fucking small, it looks
like an outie belly button. I mean, let's be serious here. I can barely see it. We're
around all the fucking hair and fat rolls and fucking whatever the fuck you got going
on. Yeah, well I wear all black for a fucking reason. That's because your little tiny cock
doesn't please me. Oh my gosh, is that like a mini little micro dick? Oh my god, that
is. I don't even know how you expect a fucking pro like me. I have a pretty tight pussy,
but your dick is so small I can't even feel your own dick. Look at that tiny little wee-wee.
It's not even a penis. I'm gonna call it a wee-wee. Oh my gosh, I love little wee-wees
because I like to make fun of them. What is that? Are you a card? They're like, "Oh my
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