Yes Sir, I Can Boogie

Corporal Walker.

Oh, you're Walker!

No, what is it?

Oh, and such a pretty face.

That's a downright shame.

What is it?

Oh, I can't tell you.

Tell me.

I can't. I'll get in trouble. I can't tell you.

Tell me.

I can't tell you.

Okay, then.

Since you insist.

You're in a lot of trouble, honey.

In fact, your job is not only in jeopardy.

You're not only going to be history.

You're going to be a hysterectomy.

Really?

Yes, they just say that your work is inefficient,

your hair is beyond regulation,

your clothing is on camp,

and they're going to get rid of you.

You're going to be out of here.

Kaput. Done.

Great.

But, you lucked out.

If they found this out, I can help you.

Because I have connections with a higher echelon.

Good connections.

How good?

How good?

Well...

My father is the general.

General Smith?

Yeah, General Smith. Oh, Valdez is just a maiden name.

Oh.

And they like me a lot there, a lot. In fact, they give me all the great assignments.

They love me. I'm a hero to these guys. They put me on all these missions.

I've been in the battlefield fighting through mud and muck.

In fact, I've been in the field for three months, why my hair is so long, you know what I'm saying?

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