While my husband was at work, I cheated on him with his best friend

Maybe we'll sit here and wait for you.

How much longer?

We'll start somewhere. I'm just gonna listen to your questions.

Stay strong.

Maybe in two hours, but I don't know.

Again with the number.

Lots of work.

So we can start without him.

Yeah.

All right, here we go.

Thank you.

I'm telling you how Dash is doing with Dasha.

Yeah, it's not working out with Dash. She rolled up.

No time, no work, no business. But I don't think she wants to.

Man, that's sad.

It's my husband too. He's been working a lot lately.

And I'm home alone. And sex is nothing.

That's sad.

Me, too.

What's your favorite phrase?

I have a lot. I just like it. I guess my favorite is "rak.".

Yeah, I like it, too. It's a very good song.

Yeah.

I love cancer, too. But I guess what I love most is the soul train.

Wow, that's cool.

Yeah.

Oh, I see you're excited.

I haven't had more sex.

Me too.

I can't help it. It's just that you're standing on your dick.

They're coming.

Yes, it's very beautiful.

Isn't that fun?

Well, you know, we can still make it.

Do what?

Fuck off.

Go?

Yeah.

What if he comes back?

Well, he won't be back for a while.

You sure?

Yeah.

I don't even know.

I want to say,.

You like it?

It's awesome.

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