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Lazy Lovers is an auto-thrusting hydraulic girdle for when you're *******s into a marriage
and just don't have the energy for sex anymore.
With customizable settings, you and your partner can set the speed, depth, and angle of each
thrust.
And with the jackhammer settings, no matter how lifeless you're feeling, you can still
take your lover to the limit, just like you used to when you were attracted to them.
Just strap on the included neck brace to avoid unwanted whiplash and *******is.
The steel hydraulic oil delivery system provides each joint with consistent lubrication.
Any overflow oil is then delivered to the genitals to prevent heat rash.
The entire system is powered with clean coal technology via Bluetooth, so you can rest
assured knowing that you're saving the planet, one lazy f*ck at a time.
With the amount of time you save multitasking, Lazy Lovers practically pays for itself.
Use it while you work, read, catch up on TV, catch up on *****, or stay up at night worrying
about your finances.
And since it's dishwasher safe...
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