We have a hardcore threesome on my little couch

I don't know if, uh, we should get married, but...

What are you talking about?

You don't know if we should get married?

'Cause I'm not happy.

The sex sucks.

Um, I thought by, you know, making your tits bigger, I could fantasize and whatever, but

it just isn't working out for me, man.

I mean, I actually, uh, had to go far, far away and find myself, uh, uh, another girl.

Do you know how many guys would kill to be in your shoes?

Yeah, I understand that, but they haven't been with you as long as I have, so maybe

they think different, you know what I mean?

But I really had to search far, far away, and I think I found something that will, uh,

help save this relationship, so I'm gonna have to show you, okay?

Don't get upset.

Humor me, please.

Okay.

See, honey?

This is what I'm talking about.

Look at her.

Dark, sexy body.

And...

very Indian.

You know what I mean?

I had to go far, far away to find this one.

What the fuck?

You knew I was an Indian?

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