Watching My Shows, Playing With My BBC Dildo

Would you be in my precast?

What's it like having me as a son?

It is a joy having you as a son.

How old was I when you had me?

You were five weeks early.

Yes.

So what's the story?

Can you tell the story of my birth?

Absolutely.

And then we'll get around to you.

Sure, absolutely.

Well, you were five weeks early.

It was full moon, of course.

And on the day of your birth, April 20th,

Yes.

we were splashing around in the pool with your older brother.

And it became obvious to me that it was time to go to the hospital

instead of hanging out in the baby pool.

Right.

Unless I wanted to have a baby in the baby pool.

Right.

Which I didn't.

So we went to the hospital,

and you proceeded to be born as quickly as you possibly could.

I had to get out.

Obviously you did.

You had things to do.

And so then I popped out of you.

Yes.

And then what happened?

Well, I mean...

What did you do?

Did you look at me?

How does that work when you have a baby?

Well, you know, I don't want to get too personal here, Duncan.

You can.

They know everything about me.

They know this?

Do they know that you actually came into the world

peeing on the doctor's glasses?

I haven't mentioned that one.

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