Veruca James - My Anal Assistant

What happened to Richard?

I had to let him go.

Oh wow. He just got married.

Yes, exactly.

Let's discuss some of the details regarding this position.

I'm looking for someone who is willing to go that extra mile.

Okay. I'm not afraid of hard work.

I'm happy to put in extra hours on projects, even though HR hasn't authorized me to.

I just want to be a team player, you know?

Yes, I have noticed these things. I appreciate that.

How about traveling? Are you willing to travel? Afraid of airplanes? Anything like that?

No, I was in the Air Force.

Oh, right. I salute you for your service.

How about sexual harassment? Any thoughts on that matter?

Well, I mean, it's just unacceptable, right? I mean, no means no.

Yes, that's the correct answer.

But not for this position.

I'm sorry, Mr. Pierce, but I don't think you were right for this position. That will be it.

Wait, I'm sorry. Hold on. What just happened?

You know. You all know. It's no secret people make a lot of money around here.

So they keep it on the DL.

Now, I appreciate your integrity, but I don't think you were right for this position.

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