Vault Classics 36

No, about me renting this apartment.

I got here first.

You did not, we just got here at the same time.

I already put a deposit on this place.

Oh, come on, bullshit.

I talked to the manager, it's still available.

All right, so I lied, but you should let me

have it anyway.

Oh yeah, why's that?

Because it's the gentlemanly thing to do.

Oh, fuck that.

Oh, look, asshole.

Cliff, the name's Cliff.

All right, Cliff, I am sick and tired of commuting.

I need this place.

Yeah, well so do I, the commute's killing me.

I drive 60 miles to work every day, each way.

Oh, shit.

What are we gonna do?

I don't know.

What shift do you work?

What does that matter?

Just answer the question.

Nine to five. Why?

Why work second shift?

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

We could share it.

With any luck, we'd see each other five minutes a day, maximum.

Okay, well, I don't see why not.

So we got a deal?

A deal.

Let's go talk to the manager.

Great, I gotta get back to work.

I gotta move some shit in.

After you.

Thanks.

Come on, lady.

This is it, what do you think?

I like it, it's okay.

Better than the closet any day, huh?

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