unsere neue wg bewohnerin faengt an mich zu lecken und zu fingern was geht hier ab

Hey!

Hey. Sorry, I didn't mean to wake you up.

Um, yeah, it's okay.

I was ******** on the couch.

I haven't seen you in forever.

I know, how have you been?

I've been good.

How was everything? How was your flight?

Uh, boring.

Oh yeah?

Yeah, nasty food.

Oh gosh.

Yeah, airplane food.

I'm so happy you're out here for the weekend.

I told everybody that you were here, so we should be getting like, a lot of calls soon.

Really?

That's awesome.

Things have changed so much, you can imagine.

Really?

They built a new mall like right down the street.

Are you serious? We can go shopping.

I know.

So, you know, how's everything?

Do you have a boyfriend?

No, I don't. Do you?

I'm not into boys anymore.

You're not?

No. I kinda like chicks.

You do?

That's weird.

It's not weird.

It's actually a lot better and happier this way.

I mean, girls know how to touch another girl a lot better than guys do.

Okay.

So, you should try it.

I'm surprised you haven't even...

Have you ever been with a girl?

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