Umpire's decision (Part One)
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They didn't make cheerleaders like that back when I was in college.
Okay, we're back in 5, 4, 3, 2...
We're back live, following that unfortunate incident with Bill Cosby and a deranged fan.
So you mean you've never seen that woman before, and she comes up to you and like,
"Boom! Socks, you're right in the kisser!" and POW! Knees you in the balls?
Never, sir, in my life.
You can't say "balls" on network TV. I think you meant pre-appendaged testes.
Yeah, yeah, that's what I meant, but I mean, you know, she was tougher than fast acting to an actor.
Bill, there's a rumor going around that there might be a porn movie starring...
Well, I don't want to be indelicate in this very delicate situation, so I will let you speak.
Well, yes, excuse me, Howard, that's correct, there is a movie, but it's not me, it's a spoof.
It's called "Not the Cosby's Triple X." Yes, but it's not me.
I don't know, I watched it on my bus last night, and it sure looked like you.
Well, it's not me. And I've been told that these clowns are always making spoofs of all types of classic television shows.
I even hear they've done a spoof of "The Brady Bunch."
"The Brady Bunch?"
It was a real good hump, this is not the Brady's. Not the Brady's.
How could anybody do something so scandalous, so lascivious, so morally corrupt, so abominable, so horrendous, so atrocious, so lurid, so devoid of conscience?
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