TYRANT OF THE SALES(2) & QUEEN OF THE SALES

And if it wasn't for him making VP, I would have canned your ass months ago.

Hello?

Uh, hi love. I really need to talk to you, but it's kind of a bad time right now.

Yeah, Otis went off again.

I don't know how much more of this shit I can take, if we didn't need this paycheck so much.

You wouldn't even believe it, I'm handling her dry cleaning now.

Even taking care of her cats.

I can't wait. I love you so much.

Petey, I never get to see you anymore.

How about you and I go get dinner and go dancing?

You know, before you marry this loser right here.

Aw, Petey.

Jodi the toady is going to be busy for a few days.

Why don't you let a real woman show you a good time?

How about that? Hung up. Guess who's been talking to you too.

Hey, Saturday, I'm going to need you to totally reorganize all of the office supplies.

I want a rematch.

What's the matter? Not enough whoop ass in your diet?

Fuck your office supplies.

Saturday, same time, same place.

If you ice me again, I resign.

But if I take you down, you make me a sales rep again.

Full benefits, good commission, $80,000 a year.

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