Two familiar characters make love on tape

They should call it "dickography."

You can get a master's in dickography. Imagine that.

Being a college student, Betty Lou asking you out on a Friday night,

"Sorry, Betty, I gotta go home. I got my dickography homework. Can't go out."

And so you see, that's why you'll never see a three-headed dildo.

Because the space-time continuum?

Exactly. The government would never allow it to exist.

Fascinating, Gary. Hey, what's with this lineup, anyways? It's just porn, right?

Just porn? Oh, sweet, innocent Elena.

This guy has the best stuff. He has an exclusive distributor.

They give him everything before anyone else has it.

All he asks in return are a few ***** concessions.

Are you chewing gum in my store? No porn for you!

Okay, I'm next. How do I look?

What's the opposite of a man?

Anyways, what's this guy, some kind of porn nazi?

Shh! Not to his face.

Next!

One ass to mouth, please.

How's your DP today?

You know, I'm not even sure that I'm in double penetration today.

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