TUTOR4K. Man trusted kissable tutor with little friend

This is the neighborhood, of course.

Yeah, well, at least this place is cheaper.

It's obvious it's cheaper.

So-so, of course, yes.

Look, aren't you supposed to have a package that's important?

'Cause I saw some of her dickheads hanging around the mailbox.

Yeah, yeah, so I'm gonna go chase them away.

Come on, come on.

Interesting.

So, Vassili, what do you do?

I think it's kind of a euphemism today, but it's supposed to be all kinds of...

Wait, I'm a history teacher.

I thought you had some funny stories.

What do you mean?

I don't know, why don't you tell me something?

No, I have nothing to tell you.

Come on.

What are you getting at?

What's all this?

What's that?

This is my personal space.

What funny toys do you have?

That's a mean thing to do.

You want to tell me what they're gonna tell you?

What do you do with them?

Would you like a real beer?

Vassili, don't do this.

What?

See what else there is.

Funny things, funny things.

It's my business.

Personal, huh?

Maybe it's personal.

What do you think?

Well, get up, get up, don't be shy.

I see you've got something to play with.

I hope you won't tell anyone about this.

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