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When I landed here, there were meteor showers all over the world for an entire week.

Wait, and that's a kryptonite, that's why there's kryptonite?

Right, every form of kryptonite.

The kind that landed here was buried in the mines.

Was ex-kryptonite.

So the only place in the world that had kryptonite was the world's largest mine.

And the world that has ex-kryptonite is also the only place that has people who've been

exposed to it long enough to accept its effects.

Like Tang Harris?

It's not small, though, it actually needs to fill his arm.

It's the people.

What?

What's your E-L-T?

Hatch.

What?

I'm glad you came.

Everything you're doing is gonna stop.

That's exactly what your friend Lois Lane keeps saying.

You can't make that happen any more than she can.

Do you really think I'd be giving people powers

without having them myself?

You think I got mine the same time you did?

Connor, when I arrived on this planet,

were you right?

I think it's time you learned the truth about who I am,

where I'm really from.

Brother.

Breathe.

You are putting Kryptonian consciousnesses

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