The Pathetic Version of Basic Instinct
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An officer interrogates the wife of a suspected crime. She tries to evade the officer's questions by any means possible. The most effective technique she uses to distract him is spreading her legs and showing that she isn't wearing any underwear
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Would you like a drink, Mrs. Gemita?
How much ham?
Ham is like this in the kilo.
Oh, I'm laughing!
Well, Mrs. Sanchez, where were you this day of the crime?
Well, look, the day of the crime.
What?
I still shed some big tear around here every time I remember.
Well, look, the day of the crime, I was at the movies with a friend.
I was at the movies with a friend.
You didn't get any calls that day?
I didn't get any calls.
No, I didn't get any calls.
So you don't know what was going on at the time.
You wanted to call me, Mrs. Gemita?
Maybe the call he was waiting for was his.
Ma'am, I'm trying to do my job, please.
We need to focus on that, okay?
Yes, yes, yes I let you do your job, yeah. Easy, easy.
He tells me at the movies, right?
At the movies
Was she with who?
I was alone.
Didn't you say you were with your friend?
I don't remember what I said.
Mrs. Marta, are you?
You, officer, wait.
You focus so much on your work.
Focus on
Relax.
Relax.
You know?
Okay, okay.
Are you taking care of her?
No, I'm just trying to do my job.
Would you like some water?
No, I'm fine so far.
Oh, yeah?
And tell me
You...?
You sure you don't want some water?
Hey. No.
How do I tell him?
No.
Relax.
Good.
Let's see, then you tell me you've been to the movies
But you sure you don't want a glass of water?
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