The Fringe Benefits of Being a Cable Guy
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The first cable guy is there to disconnect service but she has a contract stipulation that says she has to be tied up, give a blowjob and take a facial. The second just can't wait to suck and fuck him
Published by MsParisRose
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Really?
There's never anything on this shit TV.
I think my cable service sucks.
I'm gonna just call them and cancel the shit.
I think I will.
I'll just call and cancel it.
Of course I speak fucking English, I'm in America.
Yes. Yes, I would like to cancel my cable service, please.
555-1234.
Because it sucks. There's never anything on. Every time I turn my TV on, there's always static. There's nothing.
No, I understand. I understand that I'm under a contract. But if I can never watch it, what's the point in having it?
No, and I'm not going to pay you another dime. I've been without anything on the TV for over a week now.
Yes, I did call.
No, your cable service just is shitty and it sucks. I would like to have it terminated as soon as possible.
Okay.
Well, it's taken care of.
Hey.
Hey, I'm with the cable company.
How are you?
I just terminated your service.
That was really fast.
I was in the waiting room.
I just called this morning.
Yeah.
That's fine. I really need to get it disconnected so I can get another service.
I don't think it will take long.
It's a pretty quick process.
About how long do you think?
I don't know. 15-20 minutes.
Okay.
Now, first of all, you did read your contract, right?
I kind of spilled over it.
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