The first time I had it
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She lived with me for 9 weeks. Then screwed me over!
Published by troyowen
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Is this your right hand?
That's my right.
You like?
You like, right?
Sorry, I'm gonna come off the step, though.
You like.
Don't ever duck me again.
It's hot in here, babe.
Warm.
Tea.
I--
You're going to the room.
I'm going to the room.
You want a shot?
Yeah, give me a shot.
Somebody give her a shot, right?
She needs a shot.
You can come up, I'll tell you what time it is.
No, it's nine.
No, it is nine.
It's nine.
I was right, right?
You said she was blonde, though.
She was blonde yesterday.
I just dyed it.
She was blonde yesterday.
No, I was--
How about the day before yesterday?
I was blonde--
Yeah, I was blonde.
No, I was blonde like--
Y'all was with the lady.
40 minutes ago.
They look like that.
Yeah, she's like that.
I don't mind, I don't mind.
She's all happy.
She's like the nicest one of us.
Happy, happy, happy girl.
Mike, the jeans are wet.
Why?
Okay, nevermind.
Next one.
Did you pee yourself or something?
No, no.
Probably had to just go to the wash.
I could wash that.
I'll throw it in the dryer if you want.
No, actually, they're not wet.
These are the boys' jeans.
Those are their jeans.
They're wet.
They're probably slightly wet to the curve.
Oh.
I was like, they're not wet.
Troy, can you be quick?
My name is Tina.
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