The Adventures of Rick Quick (1984, US, R.Bolla, full, DVD)
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Screenwriter Gary Kendall has been hired to write a script for a porn producer named Regina Vagina. He gets a case of writer's block until he comes up with the idea of a porn detective.
Published by sound67
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Venice, the one in California.
A couple of funky shoreline miles inhabited by punks and poets,
broads and bankers, psychos and saints.
You can travel all over the world, but you'll never find anything quite like it.
Here the old rules don't exist, and new ones are made up every day.
You feel like doing something? You do it.
You don't? You don't.
To some people, Venice is the end of their lives.
For others, the beginning.
Me? I'm somewhere in between.
I don't have a steady job, but I work.
I don't keep regular office hours, but I check into an office every day.
Sometimes I make a living, sometimes I don't.
But I'm not complaining. The payoffs in kicks.
I'm a private detective.
Quick's the name. Rick Quick, Private Dick.
It was one of those days.
The only thing buzzing in my office were the flies.
Hi.
Oh yeah, come in.
Mr. Quick?
Yeah, at your service.
Please, sit down.
Oh, I'm sorry about that.
You know, I meant to have it fixed,
but I've been busy, busy, busy.
You know, life of a dick.
All right, now then, Miss--
Mrs. Abernathy, Lucille Abernathy.
Mrs. Abernathy.
Yeah, now, what seems to be the problem?
Well, it's my husband.
I think he's seeing another woman.
I think he's cheating on me.
Now what makes you seem to think that, Mrs. Abernathy?
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