TECH SUPPORT feat. Mr. Hankey's Toys CHORIZO N' EGGS Dildo
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Between instructing people to reset their router and begging people to update from Windows 95, being a tech support technician is BORING--so why not get machine-fucked while you do it?
Published by Toyfucker87
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Hello, this is Vector Support. I'm Ryan. How may I help you?
Uh, no ma'am, I'm not a robot.
I am a real human.
Yes, of course I can help you with that.
I am, I'm, I am an Amer-
Yes, yes ma'am, I am American.
I, I underst-
I speak English, I understand English, and I do understand what you are saying.
Hello.
Wonderful. Uh, what seems to be the problem, then?
Okay.
Could you describe to me the issue in, uh, further detail, please?
Alright. Have you tried unplugging it and plugging it back in?
Okay, you have.
Well, just for the sake of troubleshooting, let's try that one more time, alright?
15 seconds will be long enough.
Now, is the light green or red?
It should be the third light down.
Is it green or red?
On the side of the router, ma'am, there will be about 10 lights.
Look for the third one down.
Is it green or is it red?
I do very...
Yes, ma'am, I do very much appreciate your patience.
I am a human. I...
Again, I assure you, I am very much flesh and blood, ma'am.
It is very tricky these days, yes.
Okay, okay.
Let's try removing the auxiliary input from the back of the router.
It should be a long white cable.
Just unscrew it.
Unscrew it from the back of the router.
And let me know when you've done that.
Lefty, loosey, righty, tighty.
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