Tatted Slut Strokes off Two Guys to a Massive Facial

Give me the phone.

What is wrong with you?

Where were you last night?

What do you mean where I was at last night?

Goodbye.

Where were you last night?

I was around.

You were around?

Yeah.

Why is my car in the garage backwards?

How the fuck am I supposed to know how the fuck your car got backwards?

Who bought my son Bob *******?

He came home *****. He's 17. He was falling down the stairs and pissing his pants last night.

How am I supposed to know how he got *****?

He mumbled your name when he was *****, right?

Well, maybe he just was talking.

I heard Steph. And how many Stephs in this world know Bob?

Yeah, but I mean, I gave him the *******.

You were seen at the 7-Eleven buying beer.

Were you buying beer for his son?

No, I didn't even... What are you saying?

I can call him right now.

Call him.

Call Bob right now.

Call Bob right now.

Oh my God. This is so stupid.

Hey, Bobby, Dad. You got one second?

Hey, I'm here right now with Steph.

Did she or did she not buy you ******* last night like you told me?

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