Target Audience Split into Wanking Men and less Chubby Girls
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that I've ever worn.
Like I'm gonna get married in a swimsuit.
Like you better be marrying me in the ocean or something
because no.
This was $29.90.
It's amazing.
$29.90, it's from Forever 21 Plus.
It is the swimsuit of life
because it just fits my body like girl!
Woo!
Woo!
Okay, so this is the top, right?
And then you have this whole slit.
So it is a one piece technically
and then you have these slits on the side.
And good golly miss Molly,
I look like a goddamn rock star in this thing.
Like you cannot, mm-mm.
Mm-mm!
Try, try to bring me down a peg
while I have this swimsuit on
'cause you my friend,
you are not gonna be able to do it.
I have never felt so amazing in a swimsuit.
It does not have extra coverage.
It does not have tubby smoothing technology.
It's got holes in the side.
It's got my whole belly hanging out.
It's got my whole back and my sides hanging out
and there is nothing you can say to me
that is going to knock my confidence
while I have this swimsuit on.
Find a swimsuit that makes you feel like that.
Find a swimsuit that makes you feel like that.
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