SPH cock rating - making fun of your tiny shrimp dick with my friends - FULL VIDEO!
Show more
Hide
I sit down to have my morning coffee and do a quick cock rating. Your tiny shrimp makes me laugh, so I send it to my friends so they can laugh at it as well. I give you my thoughts on your little cock
Published by veggiebabyy
Video Transcription
Nothing goes with my morning coffee like a Cockrate. I love this job. Let's see what we're working with today.
I believe you accidentally sent me a picture of a shrimp.
Cock?
Oh, there are no cocks to be found in this image.
Oh, I'm going to send it to my friends.
I'm sure they would love to see this. I bet it would brighten their mornings.
I'll let you know what they say.
As for a rating, I normally start with the head. I mean, the head is, it's a head.
That's all there is to it. You just, you have a head. It looks like a clit.
There's no shaft to speak of.
Girth, about the same as a pencil.
It's like a little eraser. It's like you took the end of a pencil, the little pink eraser, and you just sent it to me.
What age were you when you stopped growing? Five?
To call it a small penis would be too generous.
What you're looking for is tiny penis humiliation.
Oh, you poor thing.
My friend got back to me. She said, "What a pathetic cock. Such a waste."
I agree with her. We'll see if anybody else responds. I don't know who's up this early.
Wow, we late.
Let me show you what a true cock looks like.
Something like this. I can slap across my palm. It has some weight to it.
You need something like this to please a woman, or maybe this. Either of these.
...
- 6,924
- 05:16