Sox In Space
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Space, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the Starship Erection 69 with on board four fabulous crew.
It's a five year mission to seek out new life and new forms of civilization.
To boldly go where no one has ever dared go before.
Fire at will!
Choppy, draw for fire!
Laser cannon, fire!
The Converse Chunks have ******** us without warning.
We will pay for this!
The last commander?
Quack quack quack!
Wow! They really took it up the ass this time!
Eternal glory to Nivea!
Good. We can resume our course to Deep Hole 9.
Officer Kelet, really? Engage Rop 5.
Yes, Captain. Rop 5.
3, 2, 1.
Well, that didn't sound much like Rop 5.
Officer Kelet, really?
Oops. I think I dropped a burlock.
Commander, say that again.
Quack quack quack!
Well, the little attendant there offered me full service.
You know, Commander, when the balls are full, the brain is empty.
Quack quack quack!
It's worse than that. Randy, we are dead.
Please calm down, Officer Kelet.
Computer, where can we get refueled?
Captain Schlang, a possible source of energy has been identified by our sensors.
Mysterious substance with a 99% efficiency rate.
Location, planet Earth.
Oh, that's fascinating.
Thanks, Captain.
We could reach it in three days without a warp 5.
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