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Landed a furniture assembly gig. And it went very well within. I assembled it all in record time. I'm finding it difficult to rhyme this time. Perhaps I'll rest and hold my balls. I'm ain't no spring chicken after all.
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This is a big old car.
I got a little side gig.
Got a rental setup.
I'll be in this shit all day, baby.
Alright, I've got a lot of work to do.
Be back here in a minute.
With a different outfit, probably.
That's it.
Sweet.
Sweet.
Sweet.
That's the way to start a canoe trip.
And that's that.
Let's go.
*****.
There you go.
Oh!
That's it.
Now I'm not sitting on it.
I'll just leave the box full of trash.
For the pig.
It's a bigger bed.
I'll throw some stuff in here.
I had to move, it hurts a bit.
Mmm.
It's so tender.
Even the sound is tender.
Still early.
Enjoying some coffee.
Life is good.
I'm not going to fill up the bottle.
Sweetest ****.
Eee, eee, I need the fucking bolt bitch.
I need the fucking bolt bitch.
I need the fucking bolt bitch.
That's the thing, you know.
You know that.
This the right size?
No, fuck no.
Fuck no, I need the fucking right.
This is the one of the year.
And I know.
This guy.
You know.
Love you, sweetie.
You know, I just been a little sad gig here.
You got a knack for assembling.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm just pretty good at it.
My wife likes to call me a faggot.
She says she found my **** building.
It wasn't left out.
She went looking for it.
And she did that shit to herself.
Trust me, it feels way better when you put it in your ass.
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