Shower Thoughts: A Wet Chat with Charles Dickenballs - hairy uncut white guy talks to you in the shower (English captions)

Takes a while to get that water temperature just right.

I'm going to sit here and reel this down a little bit.

So I'm knocking it down into the water.

Usually I spend the first minute or so just kind of getting myself warmed up and going in the water.

It's definitely one of my easy stress relievers.

It's just a curve in here. I don't know if I can go over this fair.

We'll do that for the next one up.

Let me get out of here.

I'm going to smell like Brazil nuts today.

Coconut maybe. Pretty good.

I tend to go for more gender neutral kind of smells.

So like citrus stuff and flowery stuff.

Radish berries, vanilla.

I like vanilla. But I also like sandalwood and sage and other spices.

You never know exactly what you're going to get from me.

What gender coded smells you're going to get on any given day.

But today it's going to be coconut.

Usually a pretty clean person, you know, having all this hair hanging around my asshole.

Really have to give it some attention because it holds all the sweat and other stinking mess.

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