Sexy chick takes dick in cunt and ass by the pool and gets face jizzed

Run.

Whoops.

Hey, hey, hey, hey. What's up, fam?

Tell me, tell me what you like to do on a Saturday.

On a Saturday? Nothing.

Lay in bed.

*****.

Fart.

And burp.

Got a crab.

Aw.

Tell me all that you know about English, English history.

Who's the king?

There is no king.

Who's the queen?

I don't know what her name is, actually.

I think it's Elizabeth or Victoria. Yeah, Elizabeth, I think.

The second.

Is England a part of South America?

No.

Or Europe?

Europe.

Okay.

Is England a continent or a state or a country?

I don't know.

Country.

Is America a state or a capital?

I don't know. It's like-- I don't know.

I don't really care.

Is America surrounded by water or is it surrounded by lava buoys?

I'll go for water because I don't know what the second one is.

Okay.

Is China in America or is it in Europe?

I don't know. It's not in either.

Good. That's right.

Is-- Are the Beatles a singing group or a bunch of scientists?

Singing group. Bad singing group.

A bad singing group? You don't like the--

Old. Were they-- What years were they famous?

I don't know. When my mom was young, so like the '60s or something.

That's old. That makes them bad, huh?

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