Send Me Stars Ep 02

He's been home alone for who knows how long.

And against the sage advice of my girlfriend, I tried to be nice to him,.

Since I have a terrible habit of wanting to be loved by people.

And that was a terrible idea.

First the guy looked at me like I was a hamburger and he had weeks.

Without eating.

And right after that he sat on me, inviting me to have sex.

When I thought there was no way the situation got more bizarre, I heard a ruckus.

in the middle of the night.

I went to play the man of the house and found out.

What a vision of hell!

I didn't understand what the hell Mike was doing, but in my head was his voice looping,.

Asking me to eat.

His anus.

I ran out of there after that, but I decided at least for now I wasn't gonna tell.

Nothing about what happened to my girlfriend.

'Cause I kind of thought the worst was over and that was the day.

The weirdest of my life.

But it wasn't.

Little did I know what kind of trouble I was gonna get into today.

So it's happening to my girlfriend, now it's out of the question.

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