Ripping up and Pissing on Magic the Gathering Cards
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i opened up some Magic The Gathering card packs… and destroyed them! DID I RIP UP A RARE CARD?! you tell me!!! i opened up 4 packs while i was naked: 2 Double Masters packs, a Dominaria remastered collector booster pack, and a Wilds of Eldraine pack! i had fun squishing them between my boobs, sticking them between my butt cheeks, folding them between my thighs, ripping them up with my teeth, sitting on them, and sticking them on my sticky/sweaty body! after i opened all the decks, i realized i had to PEE SO BAD! so, i spread my hairy pussy and pissed ALL OVER the cards! i was elated with how good it felt and surprised with how much i peed! i made a HUGE MESS! i loved seeing all the ripped up cards covered in my piss!
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packs of Magic the Gathering cards and I want these to also get naked too so I can see what's
inside them. I have a Dominaria pack, I have a Wilds of Eldraine pack, and I have two Double
Masters packs. So we are going to open those today and find out what's inside.
Okay, so I just opened this pack first. We have the Double Masters. Let's see...
Rampant Growth. I like the sunflower. I want to become a sunflower. All right, next one.
Ooh, Dark Dweller Oracle. It's a goblin shaman. Oh, shit, and creepy goblins there too.
No more creepy goblins.
Ooh, Call to the Feast. Sorcery. That's kind of hot, honestly. That girl,
she's kind of hot with the blood in her mouth.
Oh, shit, another shiny card. This one is Gruul Turf. You know what Gruul is, right?
G-R-O-O-L. Back and then we need to get three more packs. Wingsteed Rider. Ooh, Human Knight.
That's really cool. She looks cool. I'm sorry, girl. Eel Umbra.
That's really cool. Honestly, the girl and the eel, that's really cool.
Stuck on my sweaty thigh. Supernatural Stamina. I'll give you some Supernatural Stamina.
get destroyed ready smash all right we got more oh we got a shiny thrive with
the dinosaurs
There we are. I'm gonna put it right next to my eye. Shiny Thrive. Well, dinosaurs are going back.
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