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I see. Carol, how long are you going to be with us?

One week, sir, if I please you.

Oh, and if you don't?

My company will replace me with another secretary immediately.

Okay. Take this letter to the messenger then,

and come back with a pad and pencil and be prepared to take some station.

Yes, sir.

Uh, okay.

"Mercuder and Sons."

Address is on file.

"Dear Sam."

In accordance with those big boobs, uh...

Sir?

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Let's try it again.

"Mercuder and Sons."

Address is on file.

"Dear Sam."

Uh, the bids on the levy project

were in accordance with those big boobs.

Sir?

Carol, I'm sorry.

I can't concentrate.

It's your body.

It's very distracting.

I don't think I'm going to be able to get any work done this whole week.

You're going to be here.

Uh, I think maybe I'm going to have to replace you or something.

I'm sorry, I don't take it personally or anything like that.

I...

You're very beautiful, but...

Please don't take it personally.

No.

It's not you.

It's everyone.

I can never be in one place for more than one day.

Either I get ********,

or I get fired.

Usually by the boss's wife.

I can see why.

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