Ray Han and Jacob Durham (PT P3)

Lance was talking to me about commitment.

Well, I guess it won't matter if I make a pass at Connor then.

Are you into Connor?

You are? He's fucking sexy.

I thought Jesse was into him, what with all the googly eyes they keep making at each other.

But if he's getting serious with Lance, then whatever he had going on with Connor must not be a big deal.

Yep.

You know, at this point we are the only people at the third-barber press who have been on her call.

Uh, yeah, we did hook up at the Christmas party.

What? No we didn't.

Uh, yeah we did, in the copy room. Don't you remember?

We ended up breaking the printer.

Okay, one, I'm totally telling you Lance, that it was you who broke the printer.

And two, you were every drone that I throw because I got stuck driving you home.

Then who the hell did I fuck that night?

I have no idea, but now I wish it was me. I have never had copy room sex.

No, well what about death sex?

After I swiped all the water off the table?

Yeah.

Oh

Oh

Oh yeah.

Come on.

Oh my.

Oh

Oh

Oh yeah.

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