PUTTING ON MY STUART WEITZMAN fm shoes

Oh, I know what you mean, like this.

I don't know about that.

Like this?

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, you need it in front though.

Well, let's see.

If I start them in the...

Maybe if I start them in the back...

No, that's not the issue.

They'll go in the front.

Or no, wait a minute.

Start them in the back.

How does that work?

I don't know.

I never end up with enough.

That's what she said.

Wait, maybe it's like this.

Tie them back here now.

Yeah, but can you do that without...

Tie them in the front.

Tie them in the front?

Yeah.

You have enough?

There you go, right there.

Well, I was going to try to tie them in the back because it's like a good idea too.

I think I have seen them tied in the back.

Yeah, I've never seen both of them on you.

Yeah.

Those look good.

Yeah, I tried.

They're not perfect, but they're alright.

They're perfect for most people.

Can we tie this instead of wiping shit off your leg?

I just don't want anything on my leg.

It looks alright.

But oil.

It's alright.

And your tongue.

I'm up there, let me see what they look like.

Well, whoops.

Now you can't see.

I'll stick my dick in your mouth and you can't see it.

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