Porscha Blaze First Date

I'm a massage therapist and I'm really looking forward to this date

because I'm looking to meet a really nice, sincere guy.

And, you know, someone who knows how to treat a lady and can take care of me.

Hey, what's going on? My name's Brian. I'm pretty fired up to be on this show.

I'm from Belmar, New Jersey. I'm an electronic entertainment engineer.

And I'm very excited because I hear that this show is where guys like me can get laid left and right.

And I'm pretty confident. I'm going to score it today. Stick around.

Hey, what's going on? I'm Brian.

Hi, I'm Connie.

Nice to meet you. You're freaking smoking.

I thought I was going to get something like cheesy, pasty looking shit.

You're hot.

Well, thank you.

You're welcome. You excited?

Um, yeah.

Okay, cool. Let's go. Let's do it.

What do you do?

You do the happy ending thing with your massage?

Oh no.

We're professionals.

I tell you right now, the Asian Bathhouse I go to in freakin' Neptune, New Jersey, they're professionals too.

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