Playing with my new glass dildo

But we'll get there.

There.

Let's have a play with my tits.

My rings.

That's good.

There.

Do you like my tits? My tattoos?

I have my fanny.

That's good.

Let's take this off.

There.

You can play with my fanny now.

Oh, do you know what it needs?

I've got a new toy. It's a glass dildo.

I keep it in my freezer. It makes it all nice and cold.

I think we'll have a play with that.

Let's just take this off.

There we go.

That's it.

I think I'll go and get my new toy out the freezer.

Oh, that's ever so cold.

That really is cold.

I'm going to put it in.

Oh, that's icy cold.

There we are.

Oh, yeah.

I think I'll sit up here and have a play.

What do you think? Should I sit up here and have a play?

Oops.

There we go.

That's better.

Let's put it back in.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, that is so cold.

But it feels good.

Oh, I like it when it's nice and cold like this.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

That feels so good.

Ah.

Ah.

Oh.

Oh, that feels good.

Oh, yeah.

That is good.

Mmm.

What does it taste like?

Mmm.

That does taste good.

Mmm.

Well, I think I'm going to pop it back in the freezer now.

So I can have a play later.

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