Pink Lady Detective Agency: Case of the Twisted Sister 1994

I had to give it up anyways, my insurance agent insisted.

So, I suppose you're wondering what I'm doing here.

Yeah.

I've been hired to investigate the wife of,

the death of your wife, Ma.

She was 93 years old.

Exactly, her heirs are concerned

that you married her for her money.

That's correct.

So you admit it?

I do admit it, of course.

All of her lady, I mean, all of her lady.

I'm sorry that I had to see her go.

Instead of barging in like this,

if you would have checked the medical report,

you would have seen she died of old age.

At least she died with a smile on her face.

And Harold's real proud of that.

Then I apologize for the interruption,

I'll be getting back to my office.

It's my sister.

She's being blackmailed.

Oh, blackmail is my--

And your retainer, of course.

If you need anything else--

Oh, I'll call, but please, for now just relax,

'cause you're in good hands.

Excellent.

Thank you, Jason.

Thank you.

We get very quick results, so you're in good hands.

Excellent.

So let me get this straight, you think one of your clients is blackmailing you, and unless you pay him off, he's sounded sensitive, but aren't most of your clients married?

Most.

Well don't they have as much to lose as you do, I would think, you know, with certain tapes floating around. Some of the married ones.

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