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Hey.
Hey, how's it going?
Good, how are you?
Good. - Good.
My name's Dylan, I moved in next door,
I think you met my dad.
Yeah, yeah, I was talking with your dad yesterday
when you guys, he was getting rid of the truck
and everything. - Yeah.
The river's out there.
Yeah, yeah, so he said you were cool,
and so what happened is our pool is dirty
and it's still being cleaned, so,
and for some reason the community pool is closed,
I'm not sure why. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The **** were like throwing stuff in it
and it got contaminated, I don't know, these--
That sucks. - Yeah.
Okay, so I was wondering, since I'm from up north,
like, I mean, I've been dying to get in the pool lately,
and 'cause we didn't have a pool up in Colorado
where I'm from. - Oh.
So I just thought, would it be cool
if I could use your pool?
Yeah.
What?
I mean, no.
No, I was actually filming my landscape because I got my gardener coming tomorrow.
So I was like filming all the stuff that I wanted him to take care of.
No, look, it's cool because, I mean, honestly, like, I saw you talking to my dad and so that
I was like, "Oh, I'm going to do that."
I saw you, I don't know, I thought you were cute.
So I thought maybe I could just come in,
say hi and hang out with you.
Wow.
Well, first off, I'm fucking flattered
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