PA Turned Foot Slave

Um, your shirt is untucked.

You're wearing jeans and sneakers.

Um, I'm not sure if you're wearing a shirt or a pair of pants.

Um, this is an office.

You represent me.

As my personal assistant, you represent me.

Yes, ma'am.

And to look like that is completely inappropriate, first of all.

Yes, ma'am.

So, you know, if you want to continue in this business, you will have to wear nice dress

slacks, maybe a suit, dress shoes, you know, not jeans and sneakers, and, uh, crummy, uh,

I mean, obviously you haven't ironed your shirt.

You should be wearing a tie.

Um, completely unacceptable.

Okay?

Yes, ma'am.

First of all.

Um, that's, that's just standard for any company.

Um, also, you, you, you know, you've been sucking off, you know, I missed my appointment

yesterday because you didn't put it on my schedule.

That's your job.

Your job is to do things for me.

Something about my feet?

Um, so, I think that I'm, I'm probably going to have to let you go.

Oh, no, no, I need this job, ma'am.

Just tell me what I need to do and I'll, I'll fix it.

Well, can you prove to me that you're, uh, responsible, that you can change everything

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