'Once Upond a Time'-Somewhere-by PACKMANS

And have you had the operation?

Yes, I had the operation about five years ago.

And how do you feel now?

Like a woman.

Like a real woman, that should be obvious.

So why don't you tell us a bit more about yourself and your problem?

At any stage in your life, have you been to bed with a woman?

No. As I told you, I've always been a woman.

At least, I've always felt like a woman.

I've felt like a woman all my life. You know what I mean.

Well, if that's the case, then what's the problem exactly?

Well, as a *****, when I was at school, I never played with boys.

I always stayed with the girls and we played house.

We made believe we were housewives and things like that.

I see. And what did the boys do?

Well, they never accepted me, either as a boy or as a girl.

And that's my problem.

So you need to be...

That's my problem.

Being accepted by other people?

As a woman, yes.

I see.

Well, please forgive the interruption.

But I'm afraid I was delayed a bit.

Oh, well. Please go on, Doctor.

This is Robert. You'll all be getting to know him very shortly.

You look cute, man.

Man? Calling me man after all I've been through?

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