Older Ladies Know Best how to use British Students

Trevor McDonald. Do you wanna watch er...

...Balamori?

That's what.

Balamori?

That's what.

Hey, you know that girl Lisa?

Who?

Lisa.

Oh, yeah, that one with the tits.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, big tits.

Yeah.

You fucked her?

Yeah.

Dude.

That was one.

Although she's a bit young now.

Is she?

What?

Yeah, she just turned 18.

Just 18? That's alright.

Yeah, but I'm 27.

So?

Not in America.

Have you ever heard of an older woman?

Older woman?

What, like one year older or like older, older?

No, I mean like older, older.

Like your mum older?

No.

Like someone's mum older?

Like 40's older.

Mum age?

Yeah.

Mumsy.

Not really.

Like a mother.

I think, I've heard they know best though.

Yeah.

About sex and shit.

You can like bury a bosom in...

...mummy-ly bosoms.

Mummy-ly bosoms.

Mummy-ly bosoms?

Yeah.

You're ********.

Prestige mummy-ly bosoms.

It would be good.

Hey, what's the name of Liz next door?

Mrs. Swinger.

Mrs. Swinger, yeah.

For fuck's sake, her name's Mrs. Swinger.

It is?

Yeah.

I think that's like Swedish or something.

It's better than Margaret anyway.

Is it?

What, Mrs. Margaret?

No, no, no, I'm one of her.

Oh, Margaret over there?

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