Old School Dp
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And the jungle is vast, and I am afraid.
After my mission is complete, I must do something about Dick Burns.
He's getting power craze, and I know that little snake is after my job.
And his eating habits are driving me up the wall.
He's next.
Oh, hi, Kanoga.
Hi! Aren't you the famous video director, Johnny Bundarando?
You do those?
Yeah, that's me.
Hey, you mind if I stick this video camera up your ass?
Johnny, can I have a word with you?
Oh, hi Gene.
In private, and who the hell is this guy?
Well, that's Kako, world famous Italian sex star and my protege.
Buongiorno! Com'asta?
Of course, the legendary leaning tower of penis, I didn't recognize him.
I just loved your last video, the one where the explorer falls into the rectum of the colossal 40 foot woman that has to be rescued.
Yeah, that's so ass. I did 10,000 pieces going out the door.
I'm making so much money now, I don't have to be nice to anybody.
Telethons call me for money.
Johnny, we got a problem you and I have to talk about.
Gene, can this wait? I have a problem I have to solve.
I was supposed to do a three way with Kako, Kanoga and Kanoga's husband.
Well, my husband's more than a husband. He's my boyfriend.
Not only is he my boyfriend, he's my agent.
Well, your boyfriend, husband, agent, got picked up this morning on an out of state warrant.
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