Nasty.. slut calls ex-boyfriends before blowing the new guy!

I hope he answers.

What time is it?

One, two, three, four. It's four in the morning.

Hi kitty.

Can I leave a message? Does that count? Or do I have to talk to the phone?

Hey Bo, I just wanted to let you know that I totally just had sex with a man and you

weren't it.

So, thank you, have a nice night, bye bye!

Oh, he'll know.

Okay, Dan W. Come on.

See? Dan W.

Dan W.

He's not going to believe me.

Or answer.

It's four in the morning in Michigan.

No one's going to answer.

Come on, I want big bucks here. Boys need the answer.

It's been recorded.

Dad!

You can hear it though.

Okay, keep going.

He's gonna be so mad.

Hey Dan, this is Chelsea. I just wanted to let you know that I just had sex with Ryan and that totally wasn't your penis in my vagina.

So, just wanted to let you know. Okay, bye! See you when I get home!

See you when I come visit!

Okay, one more.

I hate to lose.

Who else can I call?

Fuck, I'm gonna call everyone I know.

I have two more I can call. Okay, so we have Zach. No, I'll call Ryan. His name's Ryan and he wants to have my babies. Like, legit.

I don't have his number, what the fuck?

Okay, I'll call Zach.

They're roommates, so I'll get two and a half minutes.

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