My Stepsons Buddy

I would have peaced out after the first five losses.

I bet you'd be surprised that we fucking lost.

No shit.

It's a shocker.

Mr. Sebastian, I wish you could have been there.

That way you could have watched us get our asses banged.

Zario was a mainstay in Kallax's life.

And I hadn't thought much of him physically

until he went and complicated shit by turning 18 and getting stupid hot.

Believe me, my stepdad has given his fair share of spanking himself.

Were you a bad boy?

Well, that's a good question for my stepdad.

He was around since I was eight.

So?

He could have been worse.

And better from the sound of it.

The last thing I wanted to do was to talk about dad stuff with Zario.

I was painfully aware that I had aged out of an acceptable age bracket for him a while ago.

We're gonna shower up.

And we got places to be and people to see.

All right. Y'all have fun.

Oh, man.

I have a rock in my sock.

You like what you see?

I did, but I wasn't sure what to say.

So I went with, "Did you find the rock?"

I had as much game as their team.

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