My Step Aunty Grabbed My Crotch When We Are Alone

You know, we don't really get along like that.

Which is so weird because you're both amazing.

You barely know my mom.

Well, I'm getting to know her.

She texts me almost like everyday, you know.

Wait, what?

Yeah, I think she was a little scared that we might be breaking up.

She really, really likes me.

Thinks I'm really good for you.

That's good because she doesn't like anyone I ever date.

Well, you haven't dated anybody.

I haven't dated anyone.

Alright, well, you know, I need to go shower and say hi to my mom.

And, you know, I can come pick you up around 7 or something.

Sure, but first...

Oh, fuck. Valerie.

What?

I've been wondering all year what it'd be like to finally have sex.

I...

Why don't we find out now?

You...

I probably should go though.

My mom would be pissed.

Really fucking pissed.

Seriously though, I'm gonna get into so much shit.

Oh, Jesus.

Jesus.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Yes, oh my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

I don't make a sweetie.

Oh, yes, I know.

Oh

Oh my God, I hate life.

Oh my god.

I don't want to cry.

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