My friend told me how to prepare for a date.
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I was going out on a date, a friend came up to me and started talking about how he needed help, I sent him away because I was nervous before an important meeting. Then he made it sound like it wasn't important and that we weren't even together yet, so he offered to relieve the stress. I thought it was a good idea and that he was right, because I didn't owe that guy anything yet....
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Girl, I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
Hi.
Hi.
I have business with you.
What do you want?
You need help.
What kind of help?
I don't have you to worry about.
I'm not gonna help you.
What are your worries?
Where are you going?
I'm going on a date.
Is that your concern?
Why don't you help me?
No, no.
I have a first date.
What's the problem?
I have a lot of questions.
There's a guy who's so handsome
I'm afraid to look like a whore in front of
Because I'm afraid to give myself up.
You understand?
You got some business to attend to.
You have your reasons, of course.
Let me take care of your question, and you're mine.
How do you solve my question?
Well, I'll tell you what to do.
Well, try it.
It's interesting.
Will you help me?
Tell me first.
Okay, look.
Hanging out in your room.
Masturbate.
You're going on a date.
And you're safe.
You're a moron.
Get out of here.
Jerk.
Really.
Are you stupid?
Don't you realize that's a different feeling with a man?
A man's penis can't be replaced.
Shit.
How long have you been seeing him?
No, no.
But I think he asked me out today.
Oh, yeah?
Then come on, look.
Okay, here we go.
Let me fuck you.
I don't like it anymore.
Wait, I'll tell you.
Look.
But it won't be treason.
Why is that?
You're not seeing him yet.
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