My Booty Must Trend Before Sundown
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guess what I was nominated for? No! No, no, no, not that either. I was nominated for best ass.
All the fraternities are voting on it and it's up to me and this other really skinny little bitch that doesn't even have an ass anywhere near as nice as mine.
So, this is what I need you to do. I know you're my stepbrother and this may be a little weird, but I need my ass to go viral.
I take my ass very seriously and I need to win this contest. My life depends on it. And I need this ass to trend by sundown.
So I need to post as many pictures as I can on my blog, on all my social media, so I can win and beat out this skinny little bitch.
So I need you to take some pictures in different angles. You know, help me out. I mean, look at this ass. How can this ass not win?
You can sit a Coke can on this booty. You can bounce a quarter off this ass. You know what? Why don't you come here? Come bounce a quarter off my ass.
Watch. Look. See what it does. See? You have a quarter? See? Look. Didn't I tell you? See? That booty's dangerous.
That's the true test right there. So come on. Come take some pictures of me. It'll be really fun.
Thanks so much for helping me out. You're the best brother ever.
Okay, you know what? Let's just go ahead and take my bare ass out. Fuck it. I'm willing to do anything it takes to win this contest. I need to win this contest.
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