my ass wants your face

Embarrassed.

Gave up.

Trying to recover the situation.

It's not me that looks nervous though, is it?

You're on my neck.

Don't touch my neck.

And ever touch my neck.

Neck is off, on your neck.

Oh.

That'd be laddering me lingerie.

Off my bum!

Oh!

It's my bum!

Oh!

It's not yours.

No, that's true.

Are you inviting me?

Were you trying to go somewhere then?

No.

Were you trying to run away from me?

Yes.

Do you not like my boobies?

Very nice. At a distance.

That little bit of a close-up is a little bit much, isn't it?

Very effective way of stopping that from breathing.

They are deadly.

Deadly puppies.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh, we're going into land.

Houston, we have a problem.

That's better.

We're going to do it. We should do it properly, actually, right?

Nice and soft.

Oh, sorry, does the heel and the back hurt?

So you're not a boobie man?

Must be a bum man.

Definitely a bum man.

"Does the fucking cruddle in your hair make it a bit more difficult for you?"

You get a free grape in there. Hands off my butt.

Hands off or I'm going to sit down harder. Like that.

Are you giving up? Have you had enough?

Have you had enough?

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