Moonshine Girls - part 1 of 2 - BSD

It's placed my assistant and I under a summary arrest,

in direct ********* of our constitutional rights.

Now according to the First Amendment...

Constitutional! Constitutional! What amendments?

Joe, you done caught us a couple of--

Maybe you'll have to take this pistol of mine and lay it at the side of the head of that ignorant deputy of mine.

Now, Sheriff, let's get down to business.

Our assignment is to eliminate once and for all the ******* alcoholic beverage traffic in this county.

with all due respect

is a bit dated sheriff. I believe the local jargon is white lightning.

You're gonna wear Bessie out with that newfangled milking machine.

Now you gals, you just quit funnin' around.

When you get your Sunday go to meetin' close, we's gonna have some visitors.

Sheriff Jeep just done called.

I can't stand that fat banker no more.

Got a couple of big city fellas coming, so come on, skedaddle.

They're gonna be here any minute.

You get in the house and get changed, just like your pa says.

Get going now!

Them city fellas.

Penny, may you take this here Mr. Bates, you take him into our parlor, you make him at home.

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