Mon reve me faire sucer par melanie et de lui bouffer le cul

Oh my gosh!

What are you doing here?

Well, um, let me put it this way.

I answered an ad in the paper

for this address and I had

no idea it was you.

How interesting.

Yeah, I put an ad in the paper.

You know, I'm looking

for guys to go out with

but, God, Dad, what are you

answering ads for?

Well... And you know, I put in

a specific age.

Yeah, well... I mean mature

but old?

Oh, come on. Oh my... Dad!

How embarrassing!

You're looking awfully good there, Mel.

Well... You really are.

Darn, I'm... I'm your daughter.

I know, I know.

I'm sure.

I mean, God!

Excuse me, but

this is a little bit embarrassing.

Well...

I mean, I...

What are you looking through the ads for?

Well... I mean, especially

these kind of ads.

I didn't know you were out

looking around. I'm always out looking around.

I mean, you may be divorced, but, geez!

Yeah.

God!

Well, I'll tell you what,

I'm here.

Have you ever thought about it?

Me doing my dad?

Yeah.

I mean, listen,

you're not going to come and meet, right?

I mean, that's one thing.

I'm not having your little...

I know they're not

loaded shots, okay?

I'm not having any of that in me, okay?

There's just no way.

Okay.

Okay.

But,

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